Jokes Pack 3

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In Grammar class

Teacher:- "Peter does not like girls"..
What is Peter in this sentence..??

...Student:- IDIOT.......

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What Is Xtreme Hi8 Of HONESTY

Sitting In An Exam Hall..
Opening A Chit..
Memorizing It..
Then..
Writing Without Looking 0n It. . . <-;

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Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he?

Ab uninor walo ko hi dekh lo
1bade se poster par ladki ko chipkakar niche likh diya.
Ab 38rupees me puri raat free

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Sense of responsibility-

A man goes to a library & ask 4r a book on Suicide.
Librarian looks at him
& asks.
Who’ll return da Book back? :P

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The proudest moment in a student’s life

Sitting in the exam hall and asking

“Saalo meri answer sheet kis k pas hai wapis dy do..hahaha

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Isse Bada PJ Kaha Milega-

Girl to shopkeeper : Aapke Paas Calculator Hai.?.
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Shopkeeper: Casio.?
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Girl: Mai thik hu, Aap Sunao. :D

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Beauty of Indian Traffic

The beauty of Indian Traffic is that,
One has to look on both the sides while crossing a
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ONE WAY ROAD! ;-):D

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Funny Sentence

A Funny sentence written at the back of a bikers shirt : " if u are able to see this sentence please inform me that MY Girlfriend has fallen off..........."

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Dr. Pagal se

Dr. Pagal se : Tum Pagal Q Hue?
Pagal : Mene 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shaadi ki,
Yun Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gayi, Un k ghar Beti hui
Tho wo meri Behan hui,
Magar main uski Nani ka Shohar tha isliye wo meri Nawasi bi hui, Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Dadi ka
Bhai ban gaya or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damad ban gaya aur Mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya Aur…
Dr : Abey chup Kar, Saala mujhe bhi Pagal karega….hahaha

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