Jokes Pack 1

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Sardar in a software interview

Interviewer :

Q) What is an array?

Sardar: An array is a word used 2 cal a frnd

Examples of array: orey, arey etc

Interviewer shocks jaffa rockzz :)

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Sardar ji!!!

Sardar changed all his passwds to incorrect ; so that wenever he forgets, the pc vl remind him, "ur passwd is incorrect"... wat an idea sardar ji!!!

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Dangerous Friends:

Main ghar late aaya tho

Dad ne pucha: "Where were you?"

Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha."

Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.

4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."

3 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai."

2 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?"

1 ne tho had hi kar di,

kaha: Haan Papa bolo kya hua"...!!!

=))

(Abb bolo HAR EK Friend zaroori hota hai!! :-) :-):-):-)

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Best Hair Dresser in dis World

Ur pillow is d best hair dresser in dis world

B'coz

Evry day wen u wake up in d mrng, u wake up wid d new hair style..!! :-D :-)

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Attitude of Indians :

Hate to Sit in Govt Bus..


Hate to Study in Govt School..

Hate to Go to Govt Hospital..


But..


Still Want a Govt Job..


Really We r

“INCREDIBLE INDIANS”.

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Why I hate CID;->

crime scene
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LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha.
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DAYA: Kya?Rahul tumhara bhai tha?
LADY: Haan...Rahul mere bhai tha.
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ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha?
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LADY: Haan sir..wo mera bhai tha.
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ABHIJEET: My God Iska matlab he...tum Rahul ki behen ho??;->:-@;->
..:-)

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Tiger & Tigress resting

Suddenly a deer passes vry fast
Tigeres couldn’t make out & asked

Wat was dat?
Tiger smiled & said:

FAST FOOD :D

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Height of Laziness

Father- Why didn't u attnd Exam?
Son- paper was tuff dad
Father- without going how do u know ?
Son- paper had leaked out last week.! ..;-)

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Hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai??

Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai??

DONATE UR EYES

Kamino ko Social Message b interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hai.. :P :P

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