Friendship Forever

Hi........

The First Day in college,

This is the moment where we make friends forever 

    

The first year does not have semesters, 

  

It is best year in College Days 

    

We even make close friendship, 

  

This eventually turns out to be something something 

  

    

We used to wonder at the marks we get 

  

  

Even results rarely affected our Enjoyment 

  

  

Separation from our loved ones used to worry us, 

  

But we were ready to face the consequences 

  

   

In the final year, 

  

we used to attempt all possible examinations 

  

  

We used to get scare when even in the final year, 

  

we have to attend all the classes 

  

  

The most important day of our Life, 

  

Emotions get better of us 

      

The memories are too sweet that, 

  

That will survive as long as the heart beats 

     

Its time to make each and every day a happy day 

  

And each and every moment a happy moment with your 

Letter from common man to Mr. Bill Gates

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

(Very Nice Comedy Once Read It)

Letter from common man to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

     We have bought a computer for our home and we have found     some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any re-scooter is available in system? I find only re-cycle, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child   learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items My CPU, My Keyboard, My Mouse?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Common Man

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?