Showing posts with label Funny Articles And Pictures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Articles And Pictures. Show all posts
Tuesday, 26 November 2013
Monday, 4 November 2013
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Monday, 7 October 2013
TWO CATS DECIDED TO GET MARRIED
TWO CATS DECIDED TO GET MARRIED
they had a sweet married life
they got the first baby
and the second
first step for their babies
mother worked hard for her family needs
and the father gets to play and has a girlfriend
the children’s grow up without care and became bad boys
one of them became terrorist
the other stay in night clubs
and decided to kill himself out of depression
when dad heard that, he got heart attack
mum lost her mind and became crazy
Moral : Give time to your family
“Life was much simpler when APPLE & BLACKBERRY were just fruits!”
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Monday, 16 September 2013
IPL Season 7...!!!! Hillarious
A LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE NATION TODAY
- OMG !!!!
IPL Season 7...!!! Hillarious
22 things that will happen if & when the IPL is Nationalized:
Just for fun only, but one never
know and this may happen ! ?.
1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing the current one will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India.
2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Commissioner should be her own candidate, Mr Dalit Modi.
3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians . All other players will have their legs broken.
4. The Chennai Super Kings team will renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively.
5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc.
6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked.
7. Honourable ministers will give speeches during breaks in the match.
8. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% members of each team should be reserved for the women.
9. Mayawati will demand reservation for the SC/ST players and also that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets, they cannot be caught or run out, only bowled and that too twice in an innings.
10. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized.
11. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parlimentary Commission.
12. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centers from 10 a.m. to 12.00 noon. The facility to purchase tickets on your cell-phone will immediately be withdrawn.
13. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him.
14. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants.
15. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks as the back drop for ministerial speeches.
16. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 p.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability.
17. Between each innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired.
18. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed "Krishi Darshan" or "Pawar Play".
19. There will be no matches on weekends or on national/regional holidays.
20. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green.
21. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls to the reserved category players.
22. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it.
Tuesday, 10 September 2013
Internet Browsers Transformed Into Fashion Models
In this series, California-based photographer Viktorija Pashuta transformed a variety of web browser icons into trendy fashion statements. The Latvian fashion photographer has always wondered What if girls were internet browsers?, and so, the project brings that vision to life through a creative interpretation of the notable logos. To develop the project, Pashuta envisioned each browser with certain characteristics based on the styles of the popular symbols. She developed ensembles based off of these personifications and chose models Kaylen Dao, Brittany Ryan, Clancy McClain, Tracy Acholonu, and Polina Frantsena to don the inventive garb.
Monday, 12 August 2013
Monday, 5 August 2013
Team Leader Dialogues...I Hope You Are Experienced so....
Hi,
Nice one.
Subject: Team Lead Dialogues...I Hope You Are Experienced so.....
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Friday, 5 July 2013
Wednesday, 3 July 2013
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