Teacher to Sleepy Student
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: Wat sir? ...
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT invented steam engine.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
Height of Laziness
DAD – you only go and take
SON – plz give it
DAD – if you ask again I will kick you
SON – when you come for kicking then bring the water
Keep smiling :-)
Story Of Newton's Law
A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"
He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
the Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"
After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION".
ROFL
She Was Shocked To See her name written as
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. Rasheed Plumber
A One Line Advertisement
By A Married Man In
A Newspaper..
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For Sale:
Wedding Suit,
Worn Only Once
By Mistake :D
A Newspaper..
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For Sale:
Wedding Suit,
Worn Only Once
By Mistake :D
JNTU Question
Ans:AMBULANCE has OXYGEN
cylinder,
Oxygen is a gas,
GAS is used 4 cooking
FOOD,FOOD is source of
VITAMINS,
... V get Vit-D from SUN,
SUN produces LIGHT,
LIGHT comes from bulbs,
Small BULBS are used 2 decorate
CHRISTMAS tree,
CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,
GIFTS r given by SANTA,
SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,
NORTH POLE is the house of
POLAR BEARS,
POLAR BEARS r WHITE..
Thats Y ambulance is WHITE...
MORAL --ENGINEERING STUDENT CAN DO
ANYTHING FOR MARKS ;)
How Government Works
(Or just about any large corporation these days)
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the
middle of a desert. Congress said "Someone may steal from it at
night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a
person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without
instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two
people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to
do time studies.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing
the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control
department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to
write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So
they created the following positions, a timekeeper, and a payroll
officer, then hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these
people?" So they created an administrative section and hired
three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative
Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for
one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall
cost."
So they laid off the night watchman.
Who is guilty?
Husband and wife sleeping. Wife dreaming at night and suddenly shouts, "Quick my husband is back"
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Husband gets up and jumps out of the window !!! :D :P
'Governance System'?"
Suddenly he asked his father, "Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance System'?"
Its Like...", father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring Money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'.Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation', understand?".
That day Johnny slept with all those thoughts.
In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matresses so he was crying.Johnny went to wake-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Johnny went to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping. So he came back with frustration.
Next morning father asked Johnny, " Hey Johnny! You understood the 'Governance System'? ".
Johnny replied, " Yeah Dad, I understood! When money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying For not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man Is suffering
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